As if my working life wasn’t adventurous enough, yes I was once in a bank robbery. The funny part was, I didn’t hear what the man said when he told everyone, “Down on the floor, this is a robbery.” Nor did I see his gun. I was too busy chatting with the bank clerk about the weather. And then I turned around and walked blithely past the bank robber and out the door. I guess he just gaped and stared after me, stunned that I was ignoring him. I learned all this two weeks later when I came back in to deposit my paycheck and discovered I was lucky to be alive.