In the category of crimes against men, I present the case of Rupert Evertt. I have always thought he was handsome, and as he aged, well, it was like fine wine. Then I saw the picture from Star recently and it stopped me in my tracks. Have you seen this?
OMG! Can you believe that scary, line free fellow on the right is our Rupert? I sort of sobbed a bit, and then thought that whoever did this, whoever suggested that this was a good idea all ought to be taken out . . . well, taken out somewhere and left.So last night as I was writing late into the evening at the local B&N cafe, I was sitting looking directly at the magazine rack and what faced me? This issue of Esquire with George Clooney’s face, unadorned and aged perfectly.
This picture had me dreaming of Cary Grant, Jimmy Stewart, and Clark Gable. Guys who only continued to get better looking. Guys who never went under the knife to chase after something elusive, something that eventually will catch up with you no matter what you do.I have only one thing to say to George: Please don’t. Ever.
Well, I supposed some things need to be said twice. What do you think?